Emily, 22, UK
Officially qualified and certified Master of the Ocean
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If you feed me after midnight I turn into King George IV.
the trilobite to my ammonite 
An orangutan that saw humans fishing with spears and thought it would have a go itself.
It’s just leading up to that inevitable moment when all the other hominids realise how shitty humans are and start an uprising.